Golang

Go, often mistaken as "Golang" by most people, including the uneducated twat that named this page, is a free and open source programming language created by Robert Griesemer, some Plan 9 virgin and another Plan 9 virgin. It is mainly backed by Google, C wannabes and the lack of generics in the core language's type system.

Used as the main programming language for Chiaki's moderation bot Meido, the source code of which can be summed up by the image to the right.