Linux guide

This is a comprehensive guide to Linux - a family of open source and user-friendly operating systems based on the Linux kernel.

We are going to assume you have made the choice of picking one Linux distribution from the endless growing pile of Linux distributions (because everyone thinks they can make a better distro than everyone else.) The choice should be Gentoo because compiling every single goddamn piece of software from source is the only truly effective way to high-performance and reliable computing in the modern age.

In order to install Gentoo, you first need to download a copy of an ISO that can be used to install Gentoo on your machine of choice:

- Visit https://www.gentoo.org/downloads/

- Download the minimal installation ISO for the amd64 platform because ARM is bad and nobody uses RISC-V

- Die inside and somehow manage to come back to using Ubuntu because you can't be arsed to let your computer run at 100% CPU utilisation for hours to compile the kernel

- ????????

- Profit

Now that your machine is running an up-to-date installation of a Linux distro oh shit need to sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade, we can now move onto installing programs.

We will use Firefox for this example because if you use Chrome an Arch Linux user will come to your house and murder you brutally the moment you fall asleep. To free up space for Firefox, we first need to remove Python from the system completely:

- Open the terminal. This can be done by hitting Super+T.

- Execute the following command:

- Scream in pain because you know you should have used Arch like the one who potentially murdered you