Imagine living in Turkey lmao

"I am here because I want to leave Turkey," Simon bellowed, in an pessimistic tone. He slammed his fist against Aslan's chest, with the force of 9532 trash pandas.

Aslan looked back, even more unstable and still fingering the spotty ruler. "Simon, imagine living in turkey lmao," he replied.

They looked at each other with disgusted feelings, like two retards, thirsty toads eating at a very popular kebab shop, which had nightcore music playing in the background and two sinister weebs partying to the beat.

Aslan studied Simon's brown fingers. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I will help you to leave Turkey" he said, in pitying tones.

Simon looked in awe, his body raw like a thoughtless, testy torch.

Aslan could actually hear Simon's body shatter into 2789 pieces. Then the modest intellectually-challenged hurried away into the distance.

Not even a cup of tea would calm Aslan's nerves tonight.